This is me.

Celebration

So, at 4:30 in the morning of my 21st birthday, what was I doing?

throwing up.

and all I’d had to drink was Diet Coke :( super cool

Donnerstag

muss ich NICHT arbeiten.  Toll!

Das Trinken fängt um 11.30 (morgens) an. Toll-er!

dear God

I can’t sleep. Please help. In any way.

shit

i’m rull drunk and i havent been this drunk in a long time ;(

für dich

i am thankful.

Advice to men 55+

even if you’re actually just a nice guy or trying to be…

please please please don’t put your big leather jacket on me and tuck it in around me like a blanket (thereby touching me) when I’m pretending to sleep so that I don’t have to talk to you.

that’s only one part of the continuously awkward and creepy adventure home for Thanksgiving.

Thank you.

Who knew I was such an idiot?

So, I was just going to play it safe by cutting up the credit card that just got cancelled because I just got the new one in the mail and activated it.

Thing is, when I went to cut it up, I cut up the wrong card.

No, I didn’t even cut up the new credit card.

I cut up my Debit card—the essence of my finances, really.

Fucking idiot!

Kind of humorous, after the initial shock.

Remember to check your Wiki page...oops

look closer…

second line of the second paragraph ( it won’t let me add the zoomed-in image)

My stem cell teacher thought this was hilarious when she was researching for class today.

Ever wanted to be invisible?

Well, now you can!  So i logged onto my friend Michael’s facebook because I don’t have facebook anymore and I was just looking at some pics, when someone sends a facebook chat.  Thing is, my friend Michael was on his facebook at the same time, so he starts responding to his friend and it all shows up on my screen and I can type in the conversation too.  So, moral of the story, super cool! It’s like you’re invisible, it’s like 3-way, it’s like sorta creepy…

clearly, my day hasn’t been quite exciting enough, but oh well. It’s the little things in life.